Christina Kelly, the soon-to-be ex-wife of (on leave) Jefferies banker Sage Kelly, who she recently accused of mistaking their bed, wall, and floor for a toilet; holding an official "Mushrooms Day"; and pressuring her to engage in a foursome with a Jefferies client and the guy's girlfriend, would like to apologize and also go on record in an official statement as saying Sage is a top notch father. Although she doesn't give Jefferies CEO Richard Handler and fellow senior execs an explicit shoutout, she may or may not be referring to them and the preemptive piss-in-a-cup day they felt the need to hold when she references "people at Jefferies" who were "affected" by she and her husband's divorce proceedings.
The banker has “high integrity” and “is a great father who deeply loves our children,” she said in a signed document provided to Bloomberg News by a person privy to the discussions. “A substantial portion of what has been written in the press and other media over the past few weeks is inaccurate, untrue or hyperbolic, and I apologize to those who have been affected thereby -- including those at Jefferies and those associated with Jefferies,” she said. The statement doesn’t specify terms of the settlement, which she said was amicable and “ensures loving homes for our children.” Any deal would require a judge’s approval and could still unravel, according to the person, who asked not to be identified because the talks are confidential.