Cohen Seeks Law Experts For Fund (Dealbook)
The billionaire investor, who managed to fend off a criminal insider trading investigation of himself, if not of his former hedge fund, is looking for a former prosecutor and several agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigation to join his new $10 billion investment firm, Point72 Asset Management, said several people briefed on the matter, who spoke on the condition of anonymity...So far, none of the F.B.I. agents or former prosecutors approached about taking a job at Point72 have expressed any serious interest despite the promise of hefty salaries, the people briefed on the matter said. One person briefed on the matter said F.B.I. agents have “rebuffed” the overtures.
Asia Hedge Funds Survive in Year of Pain for Global Industry (Bloomberg)
In a punishing year for global hedge funds, those investing in Asia are the survivors. Stung by poor returns and large redemptions, 889 hedge funds worldwide shut in the first 11 months of the year, above the annual average of 810 in the five years since the global financial crisis of 2008, according to figures from research firm Eurekahedge Pte. In contrast, 56 Asia-focused funds had closed by the end of November, less than half the average 135 closures in the previous five years.
Foreign Investors Pile Into Bonds (WSJ)
Foreign investors are snapping up Treasury bonds at the fastest clip in two years, propelling yields to fresh lows even as the U.S. economy gains steam. Purchases by China, Japan, Switzerland and others underscore the broad demand for safe government debt amid global turmoil and uneven economic growth, according to new data from the Federal Reserve and Crédit Agricole.
New Hampshire Businessman Files to Set Up Rare New Bank (WSJ)
Bill Greiner is fed up with banks. But instead of quietly seething or complaining to customer service, the 48-year-old is taking a more radical approach: He is trying to launch his own lender. Mr. Greiner’s proposal, filed with regulators in October, is the first deposit-insurance application for a new bank that the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. has received all year. If Primary Bank, Mr. Greiner’s proposed firm, wins approval, it would be only the second new bank the FDIC has cleared in the U.S. since 2010. The FDIC declined to comment on Primary Bank. “We’re going against the grain, and we’re OK with that because we see a need,” said Mr. Greiner, a Bedford, N.H., real-estate developer and restaurant owner. Mr. Greiner is taking a gamble: Ever since the financial crisis, banks have been struggling with renewed regulatory scrutiny, competition for a limited pool of loans and low interest rates, which squeeze margins and put pressure on profits.
Carlyle's Holiday Video, With ‘Rap Star’ David Rubenstein (Dealbook)
Mr. Rubenstein, whose firm generated a handsome profit this year on its investment in Beats Electronics, the headphone maker co-founded by Dr. Dre, lays down some finance-themed rhymes in a corporate holiday video released on Monday night. “You know, Dr. Dre is an incredible businessman and artist, and he even inspired me to write my own rap,” Mr. Rubenstein, in a recording studio, says in the Carlyle video. “Let’s hear it,” Daniel A. D’Aniello, Carlyle’s chairman, gamely replies. What follows is not exactly “Straight Outta Compton” or “The Chronic.” Wearing a pair of Beats headphones, Mr. Rubenstein launches into his composition: "It takes a lot of brains to do what we do, Looking for a way to make some dough for you. Energy, commodity, we do it all, So pick up the phone and give us a call. Corporate mezzanine, private equity, Carlyle Group is the place to be. We’re global, we’re mobile, we’re aiming to please. Only goal in mind: serve the LPs."
Obie the fat fighting daschund shows off his incredible 4st weight loss in 'inspirational' dog diet calendar (Telegraph)
An obese daschund who lost almost 4st and had a tummy tuck has released an inspirational calendar for animal weight loss. Two years ago Obie tipped the scales at 5st 7lbs and needed to wear a special harness to prevent injury to his bulging belly. However, after being adopted by former veterinary technician Nora Vanatta in August 2012, he was put on a strict diet and exercise regimen. After two years of hard work and surgery to remove excess skin, the svelte seven-year-old now weighs a healthy 1st 9lbs. Now the previously dumpy daschund's new owner has released an inspirational calendar for 2015 to help motivate other podgy pets shed their pounds. Ms Vanatta, from Portland, Oregon, said: "I feel blessed to be involved in Obie's rehab and hope he can be an inspiration to any person or animal trying to lose weight.
Vice eyes 2015 ‘deal spree’ and IPO plans (FT)
Vice Media will go on a “deal spree” in 2015 and explore an initial public offering if market conditions remain favourable, according to Shane Smith, chief executive of the youth-focused digital media group.
The company has strengthened its senior management team with the appointment of James Schwab, a mergers and acquisitions lawyer, as co-president, who will help oversee a $500m “war chest” for content, technology and distribution deals. “Vice will go on a deal spree in 2015,” Mr Smith told the FT in an interview. “Our war chest is the size of the full valuation of our competition so we will see some major . . . deals happen.” The $500m fund came from A&E Networks, which invested $250m in Vice recently for a 10 per cent stake, valuing the company at $2.5bn. Technology Crossover Ventures, the Silicon Valley fund that has stakes in Facebook and Netflix, also invested $250m in the group. Vice, which in 2013 also took a strategic stake from 21st Century Fox, wanted to stay independent, said Mr Smith. “We would be stupid not to think about an IPO.”
Treasury Department preps its workers for surviving disasters (NYP)
The Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC) — part of the Treasury Department — put out a request for bids for survival kits for all 3,814 of its employees. Many of the bank examiners working for the OCC conduct on-site reviews of banks throughout the country. So that would mean survival kits would be delivered to every major bank in the US, including Goldman Sachs, Bank of America, Citigroup, JPMorgan and Wells Fargo. The survival kits must come in a fanny-pack or backpack that can fit all of the items, including a 33-piece personal first-aid kit with “decongestant tablets” and a variety of bandages and medicines, according to a report in the Washington Free Beacon. The kits must also include a “reusable solar blanket” 52 inches wide by 84 inches long, a 2,400-calorie food bar, “50 water purification tablets,” a “dust mask,” “one-size-fits-all poncho with hood,” a rechargeable lantern with built-in radio and an “Air-Aid emergency mask” for protection against airborne viruses.
Russia Moves to Help Lift Sinking Ruble (WSJ)
A spiraling currency crisis, fueled by the bite of Western sanctions and the plummeting price of oil, spurred Russia’s central bank to raise interest rates late Monday, a drastic move aimed at shoring up the collapsing ruble.
Shale Veteran Takes on Argentina’s $6 Billion Shortfall (Bloomberg)
Argentina is depending on two things to reverse a three-year energy shortfall that’s costing $6 billion a year: a shale formation bigger than Massachusetts and Miguel Galuccio, who has worked on drilling operations from North Dakota to Poland and India. President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner appointed Galuccio chief executive officer of YPF SA (YPF) in 2012 after she seized control from Spain’s Repsol SA. Since then, Galuccio has tripled investment in the state-run oil company in an effort to reverse a decline in output that’s led to crippling energy shortages and drove Argentina’s energy imports to record highs. As oil prices plunge below $60 a barrel and global producers revise their spending, Galuccio is sticking with a strategy for the Vaca Muerta shale formation that relies on foreign partners with a long-term view. His $16 billion Loma Campana venture with Chevron Corp. is Argentina’s second-largest producer and YPF announced this month a $550 million partnership with Malaysia’s Petrolian Nasional Bhd.
Colorado Springs brewery caught in social media tiff (Gazette)
Something of a (sober) beer brawl broke out on social media Wednesday after Focus on the Beer published the results of its 2014 Best of Beer contest. Awhile back, the Colorado Springs blog invited readers to vote on their favorite brews in a host of different categories, from best style to best new brewery, in a “completely non-scientific, purely vote-driven” poll. After the big reveal in the best barrel-aged category, Trinity Brewing Co., seemingly miffed about its third-place finish behind Paradox Beer Co. and Nano 108 Brewing Co. (first and second, respectively), Tweeted its reaction: “lol?” Subsequent tweets from the brewery called the contest results a joke, took swings at the city’s intellect (was that aimed at everyone, or just the beer drinkers?) and referenced a possible move to Denver.