Write-Offs: 12.1.14
$$$Uber hires Goldman Sachs to raise money from bank clients [Fortune]
$$$Hedge Funds Lose Money for Everyone, Not Just the Rich [Bloomberg]
$$$Spanish Theater Company Solves Tax Problem With P0rn [BusinessWeek]
$$$FBI warns US businesses of 'destructive' malware [Reuters]
$$$Dealbreaker Dramatic Reading Night Part IV is December 17th. Wilbur will be there-- will you? [DB]
$$$Driver Says He Fled Car Crash To Get Away From Yelling Girlfriend: Cops [AP]
$$$ This summer, analysts were predicting that Harold Hamm could lose half of his $20 billion fortune in his divorce. Since then, Hamm's fortune has indeed been cut in half. But the reason is oil prices, not his divorce. [CNBC]
$$$Gifts from ‘Twelve Days of Christmas’ would cost $27K [NYP]