While staying at a "supposedly family-friendly hotel" in Las Vegas called SLS, Blodget made a heinous discovery: His mini-bar came stocked with an intimacy kit, a relatively typical inclusion for upscale hotels, that included two condoms, lube, and a minivibrator. Appalled by this revelation, Blodget observed, "I'm no expert in vibrators, but I was surprised to learn that one could fit in that little box." That's an actual quote. [Daily Intel]
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Bullets and snacks included.