Opening Bell: 1.26.15


Greece Must Repay Debt, Europe Officials Say (WSJ)
Europe’s establishment moved quickly on Monday to douse hopes it would relax the terms of Greece’s bailout following the commanding victory by antiausterity leftists in its election, insisting that Athens honor its commitments. “We believe Greece has accepted terms that are not off the table after the election day,” German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s spokesman, Steffen Seibert, said in Berlin. Asked in Brussels whether Greece could expect more leniency from the eurozone, the head of the currency’s bloc’s conference of finance ministers, Jeroen Dijsselbloem, was blunt: “I don’t think there is a lot of support for that in the eurozone,” he said.

Tsipras Forges Anti-Austerity Coalition in EU Challenge (Bloomberg)
Alexis Tsipras was sworn in as Greek prime minister and handed a mandate to form a government that will challenge international creditors over the budget cuts he said had heaped humiliation on the country. Tsipras’s Syriza party and the Independent Greeks announced plans for an anti-austerity coalition in Athens on Monday after Syriza won an emphatic election victory by harnessing a public backlash against years of job losses and hardship. In a post-election speech, Tsipras said his priority is “for Greece and its people to regain their lost dignity.”

New Yorkers Told to Stay Home as 2 Feet of Snow Forecast (Bloomberg)
New York officials told residents to stay at home as a blizzard forecasters call “life-threatening” may dump as much as two feet of snow from New York to Boston. Northern New Jersey, New York City, Long Island and large parts of southern New England to Boston may receive as much as 24 inches (60 centimeters) of snow, the National Weather Service said in its latest advisory. The storm has already caused more than 1,800 flight cancellations and will probably block road and rail traffic, close schools and knock out power across the U.S. Northeast.

Hedge Funds Bet Oil Will Fall Further (Bloomberg)
Hedge funds boosted bearish wagers on oil to a four-year high as U.S. supplies grew the most since 2001. Money managers increased short positions in West Texas Intermediate crude to the highest level since September 2010 in the week ended Jan. 20, U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission data show. Net-long positions slipped for the first time in three weeks.

Bonuses could jump 50 percent for top traders (NYP)
The top traders on the most profitable trading desks will see their bonuses skyrocketing by as much as 50 percent from 2013 levels in a new formula that sees fellow traders with smaller trading profits being docked a similar stunning proportion, according to a Wall Street recruiter. “The No. 1 thing I have noticed is the spread between the haves and have-nots this year,” said Peter Tannenbaum, CEO of Ramax Search, which places professionals at banks, brokerages, hedge funds, private-equity firms and other parts of the Street. “In the past, maybe 30 out of a 50-person team, for example, would share 70 percent of the bonus pool. That’s changing — firms recognize the need to keep the top 10 percent to 20 percent really happy, and then kind of figure out what to do with the rest.” Tannenbaum says it’s tough love for the underdogs. “Those second-tier guys are going to leave anyway,” he told The Post. “Their compensation could be down as much as 50 percent.”

Parent complains about 'Po Pimp' homework assignment (UPI)
Scott Tolleson appeared before a school board in Newton County, Ga., after his son showed him a homework assignment featuring a sentence about "Po Pimp," a hit song by rap group Do or Die. "Try to explain to a fourth-grader what 'Po Pimp' is," Tolleson told WSB-TV. The assignment, part of an English language-arts class, dealt with sentence structure and relationship of ideas, including concepts of compare and contrast, sequence, and cause and effect. The sentence in question dealt with a chronological series of career milestones by rap artist Twista, including his appearance in the "Po Pimp" video in 1996. Tolleson said that after watching the video for "Po Pimp," he was disturbed by the song's references to illegal activity and the objectification of women. "It was very upsetting to my family when we saw this," Tolleson said. "My wife was left in tears at the kitchen table." Aside from the song's content, Tolleson asked the school board if "this kind of slang is appropriate in language arts." "We take great care to review documents selected by our curriculum teams," Samantha Fuhrey, superintendent for Newton County schools, said in a statement. "Unfortunately we missed this item."

As Commodities Fall, Some Investors See Reasons to Buy (WSJ)
...some investors see the seeds of a recovery in daily reports of plunging prices. They are buying some of the hardest-hit commodities, in a bet that low prices will quickly force producers to cut back, erasing the global surpluses behind the multi-year slide. Many of these money managers acknowledge that a rebound may still be months off but say they are willing to endure some short-term losses rather than miss an opportunity to get in early on the next rally. And though analysts predict months, or even years, of low prices for some commodities, bullish investors take heart that while many observers saw signs that the decadelong commodity boom was nearing an end, few predicted the extent to which prices would crash.

Stan Chart Said to Hire Firm to Find New CEO This Year (Bloomberg)
Standard Chartered Plc (STAN) hired executive search firm Egon Zehnder to find a successor to Chief Executive Officer Peter Sands, according to a person with knowledge of the process. Standard Chartered’s largest shareholders have told the bank they want Sands, 53, replaced, a second person familiar with the matter said, who asked not to be identified because the succession plan is private. Investors would prefer a candidate from outside the firm, such as an executive at emerging-markets-focused lender HSBC Holdings Plc (HSBA), the person said.

NY insider trading ruling tests prosecutors beyond Wall Street (Reuters)
A court ruling that sharply curtailed the ability of prosecutors including Manhattan U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara to pursue insider trading cases is increasingly testing regulators' abilities across the country. Defendants in California and Massachusetts have sought to take advantage of a December ruling from the 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New York that narrowed the definition of insider trading, making it harder for prosecutors to pursue their cases. The challenges raise the possibility that the 2nd Circuit decision, legally binding only in New York, Connecticut and Vermont, could be adopted by other jurisdictions nationally or could create a split among the federal courts.

Victor Thompson, Man Whose Head Is Covered In Patriots Tattoos, Wanted On Narcotics Charge (HP)
Victor Thompson, whose head is thoroughly covered in New England Patriots tattoos, had an arrest warrant issued by a Florida judge after failing to show up in court on Thursday, The Smoking Gun reports. The 46-year-old, who is facing a charge of felony narcotics possession, had also skipped out on a hearing about the case on January 8. Thompson’s tats — which include the brand name of Tom Brady’s helmet plastered across his forehead — have helped him make headlines before. Thompson was arrested in St. Petersburg, Florida in September for possession of Spice, or synthetic marijuana. Thompson allegedly told cops he thought it was OK to have the fake weed because it was legal in his home state of New Hampshire and he had only been in Florida for three weeks, according to WMUR.


Opening Bell: 2.20.15

Argentina won't meet with Paul Singer; Meredith Whitney still being sued; Seattle investor goes on dates with women who think he's the "real" Christian Grey; Man attempts to pay bar tab with rock; AND MORE.

Opening Bell: 10.5.15

Tsipras has work cut out for him; "Economic instabilities are showing no sign of dampening appetites for deal-making"; Merkel says f*ck VW, Germany is the place to take your biz; Schwarzman is in good with the Pope; "Australian artist to alter sexual cheeseburger mural"; and more.

Opening Bell: 2.9.15

HSBC was naughty; Brady Dougan is having a no good very bad month; Barclays and UBS are being investigated re: FX; "Principal used struggling school’s funds for private gym"; Berkshire Hathaway sucks at disclosing financials; Greenspan sees Greek exit from EU as forgone conclusion; "Dominatrix fears ‘Fifty Shades’ will hurt her business"; AND MORE.

Opening Bell: 8.13.15

Dean Foods/Phil Mickelson probe; Greece woes; Citigroup's bad bank makes good; "Man Assaults Brother For Not Sharing Big Macs, Police Say"; and more.

Opening Bell: 8.20.15

Greece bailout approved; China's apps; Buried treasure; Weather Channel IPO; "Man Digs Up Dad's Grave To Argue With Corpse, Police Say"; and more.

Opening Bell: 8.28.15

Investors pull out; Bankers want rate rise; Guy on Twitter made $34 million this week; Brazil pretty screwed; “I find it interesting that he has toilet paper with him, it’s very pre-planned"; and more.