$$$Yahoo to Spin Off Remaining Alibaba Stake [WSJ]
$$$Investors Rethink Taking a Leap Into Junk Bin [WSJ]
$$$Apple Delivers Quarter for the Ages [WSJ]
$$$Oil jumps on weaker dollar; traders wary of stock build [Reuters]
$$$Survey: Valentine's revelers to spend $703 million on gifts for pets [UPI]
$$$Lyft drops pink furry mustache, debuts ‘glowstache’ [AP]
Football player IPO pulled; Warren Buffett's grandson starts investment firm; Goldman sees limited '16 stock market gains; "Drunk Guy On Flight Just Wants To Drop Trou, Smoke Cigarettes"; and more.
The hedge funds that DID make (lots) of money in 2015; Pot credit unions vs Federal Reserve; "Those $400 tickets to celebrate NYE at Olive Garden are actually selling fast "; and more.
Icahn, Apple, Greece, The Woman Rocking The Hedge Fund World, "Burglar Gets Stuck In Air Vent Trying To Escape"; AND MORE.
China; Puerto Rico; Glencore; Ex-Citigroup trader doesn't care if you can't handle the truth; "Selfie Stick Fail: Jeep Driver Films Himself Crashing"; and more.
