$$$Yahoo to Spin Off Remaining Alibaba Stake [WSJ]
$$$Investors Rethink Taking a Leap Into Junk Bin [WSJ]
$$$Apple Delivers Quarter for the Ages [WSJ]
$$$Oil jumps on weaker dollar; traders wary of stock build [Reuters]
$$$Survey: Valentine's revelers to spend $703 million on gifts for pets [UPI]
$$$Lyft drops pink furry mustache, debuts ‘glowstache’ [AP]
Football player IPO pulled; Warren Buffett's grandson starts investment firm; Goldman sees limited '16 stock market gains; "Drunk Guy On Flight Just Wants To Drop Trou, Smoke Cigarettes"; and more.
Icahn, Apple, Greece, The Woman Rocking The Hedge Fund World, "Burglar Gets Stuck In Air Vent Trying To Escape"; AND MORE.
The hedge funds that DID make (lots) of money in 2015; Pot credit unions vs Federal Reserve; "Those $400 tickets to celebrate NYE at Olive Garden are actually selling fast "; and more.
Greece still getting no love from Germany; Alibaba not TBTF; "Man Fleeing Assault Charges Foiled By Own Selfie"; AND MORE.
