$$$German and British Regulators Examining Deutsche Bank’s Controls and Reporting [Dealbook]
$$$Shake Shacks Surge In Market Debut [WSJ]
$$$Secret hedge fund shorts revealed [NetNet]
$$$Tom Brady’s $2.6 Million Super Bowl Pay Cut [Bloomberg]
$$$Suspect Tells Police He's No 'Good At The Robbery Thing' [HP]
$$$Google’s strong fourth quarter leaves Wall Street unimpressed [NYP]
$$$No, You Should Never Brag On Facebook About Your 16 Outstanding Arrest Warrants [TSG]
Citi trader fired; Tinder needs a new CEO; "Dustin Diamond threatened to stab a man for refusing to chug bottle of Smirnoff Ice"; and more.
$$$ America's Richest Hedge Fund Managers [Forbes] $$$ Blankfein, No Socialist, Sees Flaws in Wealth Distribution [Bloomberg] $$$ Deposit Flight From Europe Banks Eroding Common Currency [Bloomberg] $$$ Disabled Employee Says Bank of America Fired Him for Slow Typing and Walking, "was repeatedly told that accommodating him 'wouldn't be fair to people with two hands.'" [ABC] $$$ Yarr, avast mateys, etc. [Language Log] $$$ A regional broker/dealer located in midtown is looking for a junior analyst/intern to assist in analysis and model development within their renewable energy group focusing on solar PV project finance [DBCC] $$$ Corporate Credit Craze Speaks to Weakness, Not Strength [CNBC] $$$ SEC you later, pal! Schapiro may be heading for the exit [NYP] $$$ Anthony Scaramucci still believes in Mitt Romney's campaign [BI] $$$ Romney Apologizes To Nation's 150 Million 'Starving, Filthy Beggars' [The Onion] $$$ Anti-Semitic Elmo, Back to His Old Ways, Arrested in Times Square [DI]
New Credit Suisse CEO has work cut out for him; Dougan leaving CS good for DB CEO?; "Beware of Apple bond sales" ; $85k in mozzarella goes missing; AND MORE.
