Remember Tim Sykes? Starred in the inaugural, pre-crisis season of Wall Street Warriors, where his claim to fame was that he’d turned $12,415 in Bar Mitzvah money into “a pre-tax sum of $1.65 million”? Was named to the now defunct Trader Monthly‘s 30 Under 30 list, and subsequently disinvited to one of their party, a turn of events he did not take well? After he closed his fund– Cilantro Partners–, claiming the SEC had “fucked” him, Sykes continued to send out daily investment columns/penny stock advice/I will make you rich/what have you emails, and last year appeared on an episode of Below Deck, in which he referred to the crew as his slaved, made them sit through a "stock lesson," and wore an American Flag as a scarf. Anyway! He and former NY Giant and noted marksman Plaxico Burress have teamed up together to do...something.