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Write-Offs: 2.24.15

Regulators to put HSBC out of its misery; "Morgan Stanley's Hunger Games-inspired video they don't want you to see"; JPM will not breakup; Crab snatched by octopus in dry land sneak attack; AND MORE.
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$$$Swiss market regulator says unlikely to probe HSBC further [Reuters]

$$$Yellen Outlines Path for Rate Increases [WSJ]

$$$Europe's Elite Soccer Jerseys Are Now Worth $778 Million [Bloomberg]

$$$Atlantic City's Revel casino sells for just $82M [AP]

$$$Crab snatched by octopus in dry land sneak attack

$$$Morgan Stanley's Hunger Games-inspired video they don't want you to see [Investment News]

$$$JPMorgan Chase Pushes Back Against Suggestion of Split [Dealbook]

$$$Man Accused Of Urinating On Florida Library Books [HP]

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Write-Offs: 08.20.12

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