Charlie Gasparino Dangerously Close To Having Invite To CNBC Alumni Picnic Rescinded
Unless the network likes being described as "that shit hole" to which he said good riddance, in which case, catch him in line for burgers and 'slaw.
Rumors Of Charlie Gasparino's Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated: Charlie Gasparino
He's alive, well, and plans to display his delts around the office via a Champion sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off for years to come.