US News is out with its annual ranking of the top (and bottom) business schools, a list designed to inspire unbridled rage over perceived slights like finding out your alma mater dropped one spot or having to suffer the indignity of an inferior institution being too close on the list. If you're just about to snap over (circle one): Wharton not cracking the top two, Dartmouth weaseling its way into the top ten, or the Jack Welch Management Institute getting NO LOVE, let it out here, now.

95. West Virginia University
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10. University of Virginia (Darden)
9. Dartmouth College (Tuck)
8. Columbia University
7. University of California—​Berkeley (Haas)
6. Northwestern University (Kellogg)
5. Massachusetts Institute of Technology (Sloan)
4. University of Chicago (Booth)
3. University of Pennsylvania (Wharton)
2. Harvard University
1. Stanford University

Best Business Schools [US News]