Write-Offs: 3.11.15
$$$Senators Really Think Insider Trading Should Be Illegal [BloombergView / Matt Levine]
$$$Shake Shack reports loss due to $1.1 million IPO charge [Reuters]
$$$Jamie Dimon Opens Up About His Cancer Battle: “You Wonder: How Could It Possibly Be Me?” [Vanity Fair]
$$$KKR exec’s remarks renew questions about succession plan [NYP]
$$$Teen Stole Goat So He Could Ask Girl, 'Would You Goat With Me To Prom?': Cops [HP]
$$$Bloated valuations arrest US bull run [FT]
$$$A New Tool to Investigate Inside Tippers [Dealbook]
$$$Topless nun billboard irks Naples residents ahead of pope visit [UPI]