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Write-Offs: 3.4.15

Buffett bond sale; Citi brings stress test guru out of retirement; Hedge funds think Warby Parker worth $1 billion; "Man Invents Creepy Talking Girlfriend Pillow"; AND MORE.
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$$$Buffett to Raise €3 Billion in Bond Sale [WSJ]

$$$Citi’s Fix-It Man Guides Bank Through Stress Test [WSJ]

$$$Beige Book: Hiring, Spending Solid at Start of Year [WSJ]

$$$Funds Think Warby Parker Is Worth $1 Billion [Bloomberg]

$$$Edible pot ice cream? Ben & Jerry's speaks out [CNBC]

$$$Despite Changes, an Overhaul of Wall Street Falls Short [Dealbook]

$$$From prime rib to chips and dip: Lean times at mining's annual conference [Reuters]

$$$Man Invents Creepy Talking Girlfriend Pillow [HP]

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