Billionaire Space Race? Billionaire Space Race!

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What's cooler than wars in space?

Billionaires making wars in space!

According to Bloomberg Business, some familiar names are taking their super wealthy competitiveness to the final frontier.

Elon Musk is aiming for his Space Exploration Technologies Corp. to bring patrons to Mars. Richard Branson and Paul Allen have focused their space businesses on a more mundane goal: reducing the cost of shipping cargo into earth's orbit. Their ideas will be showcased in Colorado this week at the Space Symposium trade show.

Well, one of them is going to real space. The other two are gonna get so close though.

And what's cooler than reducing high orbit cargo costs?

Everything... everything is cooler than that.

Allen and Branson Best Musk as the Billionaire Space Race Takes Off [Bloomberg]

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