If you're unhappy about your bonus this year, perhaps it'll make you feel less alone to know Lloyd Blankfein's dropped, too. (To $23 million.)

Stephen Schwarzman's performance review must have gone really well.

The board has decided Corbat did a 10 percent shittier job last year than in 2013.

Banking interns in Europe and some lucky ones in the U.S. are getting paaaaid (more money than they expected).

Legal charges shmegal charges.

Raises for everyone! (Generally speaking.)

And backing up the rear for bonus across the pond: Société Générale.

Bonuses paid in '08 that were of the look-but-don't-touch variety were turned into real live ones that you can buy things with last year. Two billion dollars worth of live ones.