The biggest mistake being trusting those sons of b*tches creditors to do the right thing, according to Varoufakis.

Pessimists might beg to differ, but Tsipras has a good feeling about this bailout business, down in his plums.

A David in 5 inch stilettos, presumably.

Most people would be freaking the f*ck out. Yanis Varoufakis isn't most people.

Plus: Puerto Rico, Vietnam, California pot, "Alabama man offering $10,000 to find him a girlfriend"; and more.

He's still going to throw the word "blackmail" down *and* lay it on thick about how the founding fathers of the EU would be extremely disappointed about the current situation.