Meanwhile, Over At NYSE
But you Tom Farley, with the cone hats and the plastic kazoos? I want to party with you cowboy
Etsy's IPO on NASDAQ is giving the finance world a hybrid boner/coronary, trading around 115% over its offered price and surging past a $4 billion valuation, more than double its target.
But eat your heart out NASDAQ losers, NYSE is having quite a little day of its own thanks very much...
Somewhere downtown, Tom Farley is being told to please take that lamp shade off his head and act like a grownup.