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Meanwhile, Over At NYSE

But you Tom Farley, with the cone hats and the plastic kazoos? I want to party with you cowboy

Etsy's IPO on NASDAQ is giving the finance world a hybrid boner/coronary, trading around 115% over its offered price and surging past a $4 billion valuation, more than double its target.

But eat your heart out NASDAQ losers, NYSE is having quite a little day of its own thanks very much...

Somewhere downtown, Tom Farley is being told to please take that lamp shade off his head and act like a grownup.



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