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Steve Cohen To Recoup Money Rat Bastard Art Dealer Swindled From Him

In a roundabout way, but nevermindyouthat.
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Woulda looked nice in the works not depicting naked ladies gallery.

Unfortunately, to make up the $25 million deficit incurred on Modigliani’s “Nu Couché au Coussin Bleu,” the future Alexandra and Steven Cohen Museum of Extraordinarily Expensive Art is losing another wall-hanging.

Billionaire money manager Steven A. Cohen is selling a dense, vibrant 1961 Jean Dubuffet painting valued at $25 million, according to a person familiar with the matter….

The auction house said it has guaranteed the seller an undisclosed minimum price regardless of whether or not the work sells.

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