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Protesters storm activist summit; Ackman: Herbalife execs are lawyer-ing up; "Man Accuses Girlfriend Of Sleeping With 'The Entire Wu-Tang Clan' On 'Divorce Court'"; and more.

Author:: Dealbreaker
Updated:: Jan 14, 2019
Original:: Apr 13, 2015

$$$Protesters disrupt activist summit [NetNet]

$$$GE finally exorcises Jack Welch's financial demons [BreakingViews]

$$$Ackman says Herbalife execs are hiring their own lawyers [Reuters]

$$$Do not take market-based views at face value: San Francisco Fed [Reuters]

$$$Man Accuses Girlfriend Of Sleeping With 'The Entire Wu-Tang Clan' On 'Divorce Court' [HP]

$$$Athenahealth CEO said he pulls numbers 'out of his a--' in a video, and David Einhorn put it in a devastating presentation [BI]

$$$The $9 Trillion Short That May Send the Dollar Even Higher [Bloomberg]

$$$German woman, 65, has 13 children, says she's pregnant with quadruplets [UPI]

Theranos director says investors still believe in CEO; Martin Shkreli dropped from lawsuit tied to Wu-Tang album; French statue gets detachable penis to thwart thieves; and more.

Apple blows numerous people's minds; Blackstone chief likes real estate; Flash Crash trader may be coming stateside; "Texas A&M professor fails entire class for bad behavior"; and more.

Rate rise risks; Silicon Valley cash drying up; "Now What Happens to Shkreli's Wu-Tang Record?"; and more.

Dudley not sure about rate hike; Ackman losses; Business network gains; BlackRock wants millennials; "Florida Woman Said She Was Kidnapped To Get Out Of Work"; and more.

$2.6 billion Morgan Stanley settlement; Citigroup maybe money laundering; Meredith Whitney; Floating strip club; AND MORE.

HSBC whistleblower; Goldman social-networking service; Morgan Stanley pay; Man caught driving in HOV lane with passenger made of "large popsicle sticks"; AND MORE.