Write-Offs: 4.13.15
$$$Protesters disrupt activist summit [NetNet]
$$$GE finally exorcises Jack Welch's financial demons [BreakingViews]
$$$Ackman says Herbalife execs are hiring their own lawyers [Reuters]
$$$Do not take market-based views at face value: San Francisco Fed [Reuters]
$$$Man Accuses Girlfriend Of Sleeping With 'The Entire Wu-Tang Clan' On 'Divorce Court' [HP]
$$$The $9 Trillion Short That May Send the Dollar Even Higher [Bloomberg]
$$$German woman, 65, has 13 children, says she's pregnant with quadruplets [UPI]