Write-Offs: 4.14.15

Phil Falcone went shopping; Goldman wants you to short these stocks; Traders are miffed with the Fed; "Medics Rush To Help 'Collapsed' Woman Who Turns Out To Be Pigeon"; and more.
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$$$Goldman Sachs: These Are the Stocks You Might Want to Short [Bloomberg]

$$$Fed’s Treasury support call irks traders [FT]

$$$A pot delivery service lands an investment from Snoop Dogg’s venture firm [QZ]

$$$Exclusive: Wary of natural disaster, NY Fed bulks up in Chicago [Reuters]

$$$Medics Rush To Help 'Collapsed' Woman Who Turns Out To Be Pigeon [HP]

$$$Falcone to Buy Insurers That Have $1.2 Billion Portfolio [Bloomberg]

$$$Northwestern Mutual agrees to settle annuities suit for $84 million: report [IN]

$$$Woman Arrested For Battering Live-In Boyfriend With Bowl Of Eggs Following Breakfast Beef [TSG]

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Write-Offs: 7.24.15

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