Write-Offs: 4.2.15

Forex Tumult good for banks; "How 300 Emails Led to a Summer Job on Wall Street"; Snow Kone Joe vs. Mr. Ding-A-Ling Ice Cream Truck; and more.
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$$$Banks Are Poised to Profit From Forex Tumult [WSJ]

$$$How 300 Emails Led to a Summer Job on Wall Street [WSJ]

$$$Can Game of Thrones Save Croatia? [Bloomberg]

$$$Chinese Billionaire Zhang Lei Spins Research Into Investment Gold [Dealbook]

$$$Snow Kone Joe vs. Mr. Ding-A-Ling Ice Cream Truck Battle Brought To A Halt By Judge [AP]

$$$Here comes drone advertising [Digiday]

$$$American Apparel hit by labor union pains [NYP]

$$$ A bartender at Boonies Bar in West Palm Beach, Florida, had to call police on the 23-year-old woman last Friday after she allegedly got extremely intoxicated and began offering customers oral s3x in exchange for money. The bar manager also told police that she'd been kicked out of the bar about a week before for doing the same thing, according to WESH. [HP]

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Write-Offs: 9.15.15

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Write-Offs: 12.10.15

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Write-Offs: 4.22.15

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Write-Offs: 06.26.12

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Write-Offs: 4.17.15

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