Write-Offs: 4.25.15

Brady Dougan says Credit Suisse got too big; Kleiner Perkins wants $1 million from Ellen Pao but is willing to deal; JPM closes pot accounts; Bra Bandit strikes again; and more.
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$$$Departing Credit Suisse CEO says post-crisis push was too ambitious [Reuters]

$$$Milken Time: Wall Street jets west for 'Davos with palm trees' [NetNet / Lawrence Delevingne]

$$$Comcast CEO bowed but not broken by deal’s collapse [NYP]

$$$The 10 Business Schools Most Endorsed by Students

$$$Chase closes accounts of pot entrepreneur Martin Tobias [CNBC]

$$$Bra bandit strikes northeast Pennsylvania store, again [AP]

$$$Kleiner Perkins Seeks Nearly $1 Million From Ellen Pao [Dealbook]

$$$Relive Nasdaq’s Wild Ride [WSJ]

$$$Who Drew This Peeing Android Logo on Google Maps? [Gawker]

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