Write-Offs: 4.28.15
$$$Twitter Reports Weak Earnings and the Stock Is Crashing [Bloomberg]
$$$Greek Debt Situation Remains ‘Precarious,’ Bundesbank’s Weidmann Says [WSJ]
$$$Uncertainty Over Impact of a Default by Greece [NYT]
$$$Goldman sees $1 trillion lift in 2015 via U.S. stock buybacks, dividends [Reuters]
$$$Standard Chartered Profit Declined 22 Percent in First Quarter [NYT]
$$$Naked Idiot On The Field Absolutely Flattened By Rugby Player [Deadspin]
$$$Trader Convicted of Insider Trading Receives More Prison Time [NYT]
$$$BlackRock in dispute over investor rights [FT]
$$$Put Your Dead Lover's Ashes In A D!ldo With the '21 Grams' Memory Box [Jezebel]