Write-Offs: 4.9.15
$$$Hedge fund machines cash in—again [NetNet / Lawrence Delevingne]
$$$Fannie Mae: Wall Street Journal Repeatedly Misstates Government Returns [ValueWalk]
$$$Dimon warns of volatility in next crisis [FT]
$$$Hedge Fund Kamunting Street Capital Shutting Down [WSJ]
$$$$70,000 worth of frozen bull semen stolen from Minnesota farm [UPI]
$$$Ackman, Allergan drop lawsuits tied to takeover battle [Dealbook]
$$$The Beauty and Logic of the Million-Dollar Car [Bloomberg]
$$$Grilled cheese fans have more sex, more adventure — and are better people: study [NYDN]