Yahoo And Foursquare Are Totally Doing It, According To The High School Girls Bathroom That Is Tech Twitter

Have you guys even heard? It's ca-raaaaaazy.
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Oh my god you guys, Marissa is buying another startup that, like, nobody even uses anymore...

Whatevs, she is so basic...

I totes remember when Dens and Google broke up. So. Much. Drama. But I don't trust Marissa you guys...

I cannot believe her! Why would she play with Dens heart like that? Especially after Google? *sobs*

Thanks Swishy, you always know what to say to make me feel better.

OMG! Too. Soon!

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