You Gotta Get Up Pretty Early In The Morning To Buy www.brianmoynihan.sucks Before Bank of America Does

Remember, back in 2010, when someone at Bank of America was staffed on the high level task of registering the domain names BrianMoynihanBlows.com, BrianMoynihanSucks.com, BrianTMoynihanBlows.com, and BrianTMoynihanSucks.com? If you were worried that person might be out of a job by now, having completed the assignment at hand, worry not: there is always more work to be done when it comes to beating internet savvy BofA haters to the punch:

What do Kevin Spacey, Apple products, Bank of America Merrill Lynch, Justin's nut butter, and Yahoo all have in common? They are all newly registered ".sucks" domains. The newly created ".sucks" domains are currently open to trademark owners, but will become available to the general public on June 1, according to Vox Populi Registry, which manages the generic top-level domain.

From the report it is not clear whether or not the bank registered both bankofamerica.sucks and brianmoynihan.sucks or simply bankofamerica.sucks, but it seems pretty obvious it was the former. (As well as briantmoynihan.sucks, for good measure.)

Kevin Spacey, Apple buy up .sucks [CNBC]

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