Department of Public Works Employee Gives Jeff Gundlach A Run For His Money (At Watching Porn In The Office)

In truth, we don't actually know the sheer number of hours bond guru Jeff Gundlach has ever spent watching adult films while on the job, but we do know that when his ex-employer, TCW, raided his office back in 2010, there were enough DVDs of that nature to start a wholesale sex shop on the side. So he's been the undisputed king in this arena for quite some time, until one young upstart came along and blew every record out of the water.

Baltimore city officials revealed a Department of Public Works employee was fired after spending 39 hours of an 82-hour work period watching porn...The report said officials received an anonymous complaint about the worker in August of last year and monitoring software installed on the man's work computer found he spent 39 of the 82 hours he spent working in a two-week period watching a pornographic DVD on the computer. One one occasion, the worker spent nearly seven hours of his eight-hour work day viewing the DVD. The report said the DVD was being played in full-screen mode, leading investigators to determine that "little to no work was being performed during the time that pornographic material was visible on the screen."

At this time, Gundlach has two options. Option Number One is, he could drop everything he's doing at DoubleLine, and try and regain his title, perhaps starting with some old favorites (The Bondage Nookie Court, A Trip Down Mammary Lane). Or he could go with Option Number Two, which would be to remember that the whole is greater than the sum of its parts, and offer this fellow a position at DoubleLine. Not sure exactly what it would entail, but clearly he's got the skills to shine in some capacity.

Baltimore city worker watched 39 hours of porn in 2 weeks of work [UPI]

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