Everything Charlie Gasparino Learned About Administering Beat Downs He Learned From His Mother

What did your mother teach you?

Charlie Gasparino has complicated feelings about Billions but a cameo could go far to make him feel a lot better about the show.

Presumably this means he is again interested in a cameo on the show.

And obviously it goes without saying he expects Grey Goose. CG wouldn't let his cat drink Absolut.

He's alive, well, and plans to display his delts around the office via a Champion sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off for years to come.

And toy poodles.

Starring Twitter interim CEO Jack Dorsey as Mr. February.

The Fox Business reporter knows a realistic S&M club when he sees one.

Charlie Gasparino Is Ready For His Close-Up On A Show He Thinks Is Good Oh Wait Now He Thinks It Sucks