Charlie Gasparino has gone there.
Charlie Gasparino sticks to the serious issues.
Charlie Gasparino examines the subtle differences between a "schmuck" and a "putz".
Apparently top brass at the business news network don't care for Charlie Gasparino's thoughts on the market touching itself.
For Charlie Gasparino, nothing is more important than God, country, the ability to whale on his pecs, and shots.
Charlie Gasparino is across the pond weighing in on this historic debate as only he would.
But he can't do it without you.