Charlie Gasparino has gone there.
Charlie Gasparino examines the subtle differences between a "schmuck" and a "putz".
Apparently top brass at the business news network don't care for Charlie Gasparino's thoughts on the market touching itself.
Charlie Gasparino sticks to the serious issues.
Charlie Gasparino gives his followers an inside look at how their sausage gets made.
Now let's throw it to Charlie, with an important update.
Charlie Gasparino is across the pond weighing in on this historic debate as only he would.
This is Charlie Gasparino reporting live, re: a presidential candidate's penis size.