JP Morgan Intern Learns Corporate Email Is Not The Place To Invite Entire Class To "Wild" Rager [VIDEO]

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Four years ago next month, a JP Morgan intern sat down at his computer at 270 Park Ave with a dream: to round up all of his fellow summer interns, along with everyone they knew, at ReUnion Bar that night. Unfortunately for the greatest intern Wall Street has ever seen, his superiors did not appreciate the use of company time or resources to make his fantasy come true. Yet he remained undeterred. In honor of the anniversary, we give you a dramatic rendition of that historic moment, above.

On June 24th, you'll have the opportunity to see this and all sorts of other greatest hits (Sage Kelly, Wilbur, he-who-loves-asses, Penn Station Taco Bell, A Trip Down Mammary Lane, to name a few) performed live, at the 5th installment of Dealbreaker Dramatic Reading Night. Don't let it pass you by. Purchase your ticket now:

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