Write-Offs: 5.11.15
$$$Inside the Johns Hopkins finance class that's 'guaranteed' to get you a job on Wall Street [BI]
$$$Nomura, RBS Slammed by Judge for ‘Enormous’ Mortgage Deception [Bloomberg]
$$$Dick Parsons: U.S. Economy is the “Tallest Midget” [BloombergTV]
$$$Matt Levine: Nobody's Worried About 'Too Big to Jail' Anymore [BloombergView]
$$$Nude final outrages San Diego student's mother [UPI]
$$$The $3,417-a-Night Cancun Resort That Bond Traders Can’t Resist [Bloomberg]
$$$Greece orders handover of 750m euros to IMF [BBC]
$$$Chris Christie Spent $82,000 of State Money on Snacks at NFL Games [Daily Intel]