Write-Offs: 5.14.15

Bank felony charges coming; The ghost of Sage Kelly; Harvard money manager pay up; "Massachusetts police: Don't chase bears with hatchet while drunk"; and more.
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$$$UBS Guilty Plea for Libor Seen Opening Door to Political Battle [Bloomberg]

$$$5 Big Banks Expected to Plead Guilty to Felony Charges, but Punishments May Be Tempered [Dealbook]

$$$Ackman buying Ford building on far West Side for HQ [NYP]

$$$A top banker's scandalous departure appears to be damaging one of Jefferies' deal teams

$$$Massachusetts police: Don't chase bears with hatchet while drunk [UPI]

$$$Harvard Pay for Money Managers Rose to $49.3 Million [Bloomberg]

$$$A Manhattan parking garage is being pitched to single-family home buyers for $50 million [WSJ]

$$$Fox News Blurs the Boobs on a Picasso Painting [Jezebel]

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Write-Offs: 10.12.12

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Write-Offs: 8.27.15

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Write-Offs: 07.25.12

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Write-Offs: 08.15.12

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Write-Offs: 03.22.13

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Write-Offs: 9.25.15

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Write-Offs: 05.03.12

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