Yanis Varoufakis Curses The Day He Met You!

You meaning the European Union, AKA the biggest mistake of his/Greece's life, second only to turning his/its back on the drachma, whose loving embrace YV wishes he could run back to like yesterday.

Author:: Bess Levin
Updated:: Jan 14, 2019
Original:: May 14, 2015

“I wish we had the drachma, I wish we had never entered this monetary union,” Varoufakis said. “And I think that deep down all member states with the eurozone would agree with that now. Because it was very badly constructed. But once you are in, you don’t get out without a catastrophe”. [Guardian]

What, like you wouldn't?

No sense of style or fashion does not a con man make, according to Alexis Tsipras's defense of his former colleague.

Most people would be freaking the f*ck out. Yanis Varoufakis isn't most people.

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That sound Angela Merkel hears is the first motorcyclist of Realistic Disobedience.

The biggest mistake being trusting those sons of b*tches creditors to do the right thing, according to Varoufakis.

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Hear us out.

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The Greek crisis is starting to feel ancient, and whither Varoufakis?

Whatsisname is ready to make this whole "rescuing Greece" thing work.