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Bond God Jeffery Gundlach Probably Keeps His Office Door Locked These Days (VIDEO)

Or just keeps certain items at home.
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Before bond king Jeffrey Gundlach founded his own firm, the mega successful DoubleLine Capital, he had a bit of a falling out with his former employer, Trust Company of the West. That falling out culminated in TCW raiding his office and finding a number of...items personal in nature. Above, an accounting of those items.*

*Visually, this is 100% Safe For Work. Auditorily, if your colleagues have sensitive ears, headphones are recommended at the :22 mark.

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Jeffrey Gundlach Had A Little Party Last Night

December 7, 1941. November 22, 1963. December 4, 2009. All dates of such historical and cultural significance that if you asked someone where they were that day, they'd surely be able to tell you. Because they weren't just any old days; they were moments when everything changed. The bombing of Pearl Harbor; the assassination of JFK; and, perhaps most importantly, the firing of Jeffrey Gundlach from the TWC Group, which had taken issue with his decision to start his own firm, and choose to express that anger by first escorting him out of the building and second raiding his offices, where they found an amount of adult films and sexual devices that suggested Gundlach was operating an online wholesale sex shop distributor and keeping the inventory at work. TCW also sued its former employee and at the time, rather than roll over and take it which is something he would never do, Gundlach vowed to fight back and clear up the misconception that TCW was the victim in the situation. On the contrary, JG told people, the real victim was US taxpayers who were "promised" Gundlach's services and had to settled for a subpar bond manager when his relationship with the firm was terminated. Gundlach ultimately emerged victorious* and perhaps even more satisfying to The Pope was the number of TCW employees and clients who followed him en masse to his new company, the aptly named DoubleLine Capital. We're not sure how you celebrated last night's hugely significant anniversary, but we do know how Gundlach did: