British Tube Rider Follows 5-Second Rule When It Comes To Snorting Coke Off The Train Floor

This guy was not gonna let anything go to waste.

On the one hand, the chap above-- reportedly one Tom Osbourne-- appears to be breaking the law when he snorts a whole bunch of what appears (and what he claims) to be cocaine during his evening commute. On the other, he very offers a bump he drops on the floor to fellow riders, which seems pretty selfless considering the fact that he can't seem to cram enough blow into his system fast enough. So: generous!

Other things to note: when Frosty the Snowman tells someone off camera "Don't get rich," and when some guy The Sun has identified as a UBS employee eggs him on to do just one more line ("I don't think you've done enough").

Office worker filmed snorting cocaine on London Underground is 23-year-old former public schoolboy [DM]
Tooting on the Northern Line [The Sun]
Kind Banker Snorts Coke, Drops Some on Subway Floor, Offers It to Others [Gawker]


JP Morgan Planning To Tell Market Maker To Hit The Bricks, Come Back When It's Thought About What It's Done

KCG Holdings is probably going to fired...with the door open to be rehired.