Bunny Ranch Prostitute Nominates Herself To Replace Hamilton On $10 Bill

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Air Force Amy is a prostitute who works at Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Carson City, Nevada. She recently read that the Treasury is planning to give Alexander Hamilton the boot from the $10 bill, and give the spot to a great woman in history. And, she thinks that woman should be her. Here's her pitch:

• Before becoming a prostitute, she was in the U.S. Air Force for 6 years, during which time she served her country and picked up a nickname for later
• "...as a courtesan, I have elevated women's power within the business to the level of six figure incomes and the ability to control their own destinies."
• She sees a lot of similarities between herself and ole Alex H. ("I've dueled with many of the girls at the Bunny Ranch. They're gone, and I'm still here.")
• Re: that stipulation that the person on the bill must be dead? Well, she could very well be dead by the time these babies get printed ("This bill isn't getting minted until 2020, and I may not make it that long. Go ahead and plan for me, and if I'm still around we'll give it to a secondary choice who's not."

Bunny Ranch prostitute wants to be woman pictured on $10 bill [UPI]

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