Charlie Gasparino Just Earned Himself At Least A Few Years In Purgatory

The Fox Business reporter's got beef with the pope and he doesn't care who knows it.

The Fox Business reporter explained how this works in an interview with Playboy Magazine.

The Fox Business reporter knows a realistic S&M club when he sees one.

Presumably this means he is again interested in a cameo on the show.

He's alive, well, and plans to display his delts around the office via a Champion sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off for years to come.

Andrew Ross Sorkin in a threesome edition.

Starring Twitter interim CEO Jack Dorsey as Mr. February.

The call from Anna Wintour can't be far behind.

Not because he likes the show, which to be clear he still does not, though he will accept a walk-on part.

Telling Twitter Users He's Going To Shove A Crowbar Up Their Keisters Is Part Of Charlie Gasparino's Journalistic Code Of Ethics