Important Business Decision By Important Company Reported By Important Newspaper

This wasn't how it was supposed to end.

M-I-C... See you back at your desk!... K-E-Y... Why? Because we f*cked up our plan to outsource your job!... M-O-U-S-E

Merry Christmas, dummies - Tim Cook

Uncle Carl just wants to help.

Listen, Elon's not saying Apple's a second rate company... He's saying it's third or fourth rate.