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Tom Friedman Trades Mixing Metpahors For Mixing Up Jamie Dimon's Surname

Mustache Tom is too freaked out to worry about "Details," you guys.

The House of Mouse Is Feeling Pretty Goofy Right Now

M-I-C... See you back at your desk!... K-E-Y... Why? Because we f*cked up our plan to outsource your job!... M-O-U-S-E

Elon Musk Finds It Adorable That Those Simpleton Rejects Over At Apple Think They Can Build A Whole Car

Listen, Elon's not saying Apple's a second rate company... He's saying it's third or fourth rate.