Tom Friedman Trades Mixing Metpahors For Mixing Up Jamie Dimon's Surname
Mustache Tom is too freaked out to worry about "Details," you guys.
The House of Mouse Is Feeling Pretty Goofy Right Now
M-I-C... See you back at your desk!... K-E-Y... Why? Because we f*cked up our plan to outsource your job!... M-O-U-S-E
Apple Will Now Sell You A $99 Pencil... You're Welcome
Merry Christmas, dummies - Tim Cook
Startup That Revolutionized The Internet To Be Acquired By Phone Company
This wasn't how it was supposed to end.
Elon Musk Finds It Adorable That Those Simpleton Rejects Over At Apple Think They Can Build A Whole Car
Listen, Elon's not saying Apple's a second rate company... He's saying it's third or fourth rate.
Report: Disney Considering Adding Jack Dorsey To Its Collection Of Adorable Cartoon Characters
Is Bob Iger looking to take one of Jack's jobs off his hands?
Bill Ackman Reportedly Attempts To Bully ADP CEO By Falsely Claiming He Is "Good At Media"
Is The Ack Man outside his own mind?