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Jamie Dimon Won’t Apologize For Having The Best Damned Investment Products In The World

So don't ask for one.
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Only the best for you people.

JPMorgan Chase is pretty damned proud of its offerings—and justly, it would no doubt aver. And if it has to part with a few million bucks for saying so, so be it.

The regulator has been examining whether J.P. Morgan guided clients to its own so-called proprietary products and away from those offered by other firms. A settlement including a fine could happen as early as this summer, the people said, though the size couldn’t be determined.

J.P. Morgan, SEC in Settlement Talks Over How It Steers Clients’ Investments [WSJ]
Earlier: Legal Reserve Watch ’14: JPMorgan Chase


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