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Happy Humpday, Everything Is Broken!

Time to get the gold from under your mattress and head over to your weird uncle's cabin.

Hope you're not trying to travel The Friendly Skies...

Or, like, trade stocks and keep the economy rolling...

Or read that news on the Wall Street Journal's website, which looks like this:

Enjoy your afternoon of cyber-security hot takes!

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