If This Doesn’t Work, Goldman and BofA Will Probably Invent Floatable Cash
Big banks are signing on to an environmental pledge that kind of totally misses the point completely.
Adorable Silicon Valley Millennials Think They Invented Taking Speed And Not Eating At Work
Tech bros are looking to get an edge by eating no food, doing a bunch of speed and a little acid.
Peter Thiel Just Invented Revenge Litigation Finance
He's like the Charles Bronson of legal investment capital.
Uber Officially Constructing New Headquarters Using Only Hard Bricks Of Cash Money
There's really no other explanation at this point.
If Buying Your Own Fake Mayonnaise To Allegedly Inflate A Pre-Funding Round Valuation Is Wrong, Then Hampton Creek's CEO Doesn't Want To Be Right
"Mmm, I LOVE this EGGLESS MAYO," shouted a person in the market, totally NOT employed by the mayo company.
Jay Clayton Didn't Really Work At Goldman Sachs But He Really Will Head The SEC Because He's Qualified To Do So
With Donald Trump offering up daily rounds of target practice to his opponents, it would be wise to hold fire on Jay Clayton.
According To New Book, Uber Doesn't Really Understand How Going Public Works
We aren't getting a Travis/Elon bromance, but the Uber IPO could still be an entertaining disaster.
British Bank Will Make Naughty Traders Work In A Glass Box, Because This Is Who We Are Now
Lloyd's Bank acknowledges that its traders are literal animals, will now treat them as such.