Of Course Yanis Varoufakis Had A Plan To Houdini Greece Out Of The Euro

What, like you wouldn't?

And it would've worked beautifully, god damn it! He didn't shadow leading street magician David Blaine during his summers off from the University of Athens for nothing.

Yanis Varoufakis divulged the details on how Greece could sneak out of the euro “without telling anyone.” With a plan to secretly append a new bank account to each citizen or company’s tax number, Greek officials wargamed the creation of a parallel system, according to the former finance minister. Varoufakis’ resignation, 10 days before he made the comments on a call with investors on July 16, leaves open the question of whether the contingency plans have been torn up or just shelved...The system was designed to be euro denominated “but at the drop of a hat it could be converted to a new drachma,” Varoufakis said.

Varoufakis Revealed ‘Surreptitious’ Grexit Plan in Recorded Phone Call [Bloomberg]


Yanis Varoufakis Curses The Day He Met You!

You meaning the European Union, AKA the biggest mistake of his/Greece's life, second only to turning his/its back on the drachma, whose loving embrace YV wishes he could run back to like yesterday.

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Yanis! 2019

That sound Angela Merkel hears is the first motorcyclist of Realistic Disobedience.