Write-Offs: 7.8.15

Bargain hunters head for Mykonos; JPM adding jobs; Hulk Kogan sex tape trial gets date; "Bolivian Restaurateurs Invent Quinoa Communion Wafers For Pope"; and more.
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Write-Offs: 2.10.16

The Highest & Lowest Paid MBAs of 2015; Twitter losses; HSBC money-laundering; Couple Arrested For Sex On Vegas Ferris Wheel; and more.

Write-Offs: 6.30.15

Greece; Puerto Rico; JPM cyber security; "I had sex in the cockpit: A flight attendant’s confessions"; and more.

Write-Offs: 6.25.15

Hollande sees Greek deal (Merkel does not); Match.com to IPO; The rise of the compliance guy; "Trashed golfer gets head stuck in garbage can"; and more.

Write-Offs: 8.21.15

Dow falls off a cliff; Shake Shack shorts; "The economics of anal sex"; Billion dollar unicorns; Over-the-top ‘Godfather’ funeral causes outrage in Rome; and more.

Write-Offs: 06.11.12

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Write-Offs: 1.12.16

Recession 2016; Lacker not worried about China in US; Busted Michigan "Sex Toy Bandits" Make Crowdfunding Pitch For Wedding Funds; and more.

Write-Offs: 06.13.12

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