Call The Close: Black Monday 2.0 (?) Edition [UPDATE]

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UPDATE: And the winner is Ted E., with a guess of 15860 at 2:35PM. Email us to collect your prize!

Will everything work out in the end? Will we drop another thousand points? Should everybody panic, or listen to the words of Wall Street soothsayer Colin Quinn? You know the drill: Standard Price is Right rules, closest to today's Dow close without going over. Guesses in by 3:45PM. Winner receives his or her choice of a highly coveted Dealbreaker Banker Bag, or a printout featuring Microsoft clipart commemorating your accomplishment.

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