Charlie Gasparino examines the subtle differences between a "schmuck" and a "putz".

For Charlie Gasparino, nothing is more important than God, country, the ability to whale on his pecs, and shots.

Now let's throw it to Charlie, with an important update.

But he can't do it without you.

Charlie Gasparino sticks to the serious issues.

Charlie Gasparino gives his followers an inside look at how their sausage gets made.