Fox Business Senior Self Gratification Correspondent Temporarily Denied His Pulpit

Apparently top brass at the business news network don't care for Charlie Gasparino's thoughts on the market touching itself.

Charlie Gasparino has gone there.

For Charlie Gasparino, nothing is more important than God, country, the ability to whale on his pecs, and shots.

Charlie Gasparino examines the subtle differences between a "schmuck" and a "putz".

Charlie Gasparino is across the pond weighing in on this historic debate as only he would.

Now let's throw it to Charlie, with an important update.

Charlie Gasparino sticks to the serious issues.

But he can't do it without you.

Charlie Gasparino gives his followers an inside look at how their sausage gets made.

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