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Not Yanis Varoufakis Has Totally Got This

Whatsisname is ready to make this whole "rescuing Greece" thing work.
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It will take Tsakalotos literally no time to sign the deal.

While the rest of Greece debates the sartorial sensibilities of his predecessor as finance minister, Euclid Tsakalotos has been fixing everything. You’re welcome.

A bailout worth up to 86 billion euros ($94.5 billion) must be settled by Aug. 20 -- or a second bridge loan agreed -- if Greece is to pay off debt of 3.5 billion euros to the European Central Bank that matures on that day….

"Everything will be concluded this week," Finance Minister Euclid Tsakalotos told reporters after meeting representatives of the International Monetary Fund, European Commission, European Central Bank and the euro zone's rescue fund, the European Stability Mechanism.

Greece upbeat about bailout deal, sees one within two weeks [Reuters]


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