Portland Man's Beard Is Victim Of Stock Market Slide

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Last September, Jesse Felder-- son of Don, alum of Bear-- made a promise, to himself and to his Twitter followers: that the hair on his face would go unkempt until the stock market took a 10% dive. And lo, it was a good run; Felder and his beard had some great times together. Until this past Monday, when the market gods decided it was time for the trader and blogger to whip out his clippers.

A Shaggy ‘Correction Beard’ Comes Off After This Week’s Stock Turmoil [MoneyBeat via Matt Levine]

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