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Write-Offs: 9.1.15

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Write-Offs: 6.9.15

Deutsche Bank raided; China likes Buffett; "Pole Dances Are Tax Exempt As An Art Form, Lap Dances Aren't New York Tax Judge Rules"; and more.

Write-Offs: 6.7.16

Activist investors have a new favorite target; U.S. regulators, FBI warn banks on cyber threat after Bangladesh heist; Woman busted for DWI blasts cops for ‘picking on rich people’; and more.

Write-Offs: 6.12.15

Stock Exchange theme bar with fluctuating drinks prices opening in London; Lynn Tilton's new defense; Wall Street's summer reading lists; "Arizona Cops Hunting For Man Who Urinated Through Mail Slot At Upscale Furniture Store"; and more.

Write-Offs: 9.30.15

Big hedge funds screwed by Valeant; Jack Ma says chill on China; IMF's Lagarde says be afraid; "Cops: "Irate" Suspect Kicked Other Woman In Face After Victim Farted Near Her"; and more.

Write-Offs: 2.11.16

Goldman staff leave following 'guidelines breach'; Yellen says negative rates are on the table; DEA: Wheelchair-Bound Woman, 74, Ran Heroin Sales For Florida Drug Gang; and more.

Write-Offs: 4.14.15

Phil Falcone went shopping; Goldman wants you to short these stocks; Traders are miffed with the Fed; "Medics Rush To Help 'Collapsed' Woman Who Turns Out To Be Pigeon"; and more.

Write-Offs: 3.17.15

Ray Dalio says run for your lives; Greece is pissing people off; "Man uses M16 assault rifle to cook bacon"; AND MORE.