Write-Offs: 8.28.15
$$$BNY Mellon glitch roiled pricing on U.S. funds with $404 billion in assets [Reuters]
$$$Man linked to JPMorgan hacking in talks to resolve U.S. case: filing [Reuters]
$$$Buying the Dips Doesn’t Work for Everyone [WSJ]
$$$The Brutal Costs of Raising the World’s 631st-Best Tennis Player [Bloomberg]
$$$ When a professor asked students in his small class why they had chosen to study real estate, the new student stood up. “I’m going to be the king of New York real estate.” The professor peered over his tortoiseshell glasses and said, “What’s your name, son?” “I am Donald Trump.” The other students in the small class rolled their eyes. [Boston Globe]
$$$Bitcoin Technology Piques Interest on Wall St. [Dealbook]
$$$NYC man riding Citi Bike cross country [velojoy]
$$$Zoo Owner Calls Pony-Riding Baboon A 'C**ksucker' On Live TV [HP]
